Pineal Envy / The New Insecurity

The Internet has not only opened up the information highway but it has also made us all aware of the fact that there are millions, yes I did say millions of psychics who walk among us. Every day there are at least ten new messages in my inbox suggesting that I connect with the newest swami on the block so I can have a heads up on what to expect next.

I have been invited to join, like, suggest to friends and network with this vast group of peers that I never knew existed. I suddenly feel like I am part of some big Southern psychic family with a multitude of psychic cousins all sporting third eye capabilities. I am no longer an enigma or a strange gifted mystic among the masses. Psychics are now the masses.

Harry Potter wanna Be's are every where. The new lingo includes words that were once only spoken in secret among the enlightened ones. Now everyone is on a journey, grounding energy, warding off psychic attack, slaying vampires and getting hip to the "Secret." By the way, what the hell is the real secret beyond being savvy enough to produce a kick ass timely product that was marketed to the masses as the inside scoop to having it all.

The real secret is in knowing how to activate your third eye pineal gland which is the on button for psychic awareness. The pineal gland is sometimes called the brain within the brain. It is sensitive to light and is often called the seat of the soul. This little bugger of a gland hosts the sixth chakra which governs telepathy, intuition and spiritual vision. This is the gland that prepares your soul or spirit body for astral travel and helps you link psychically with others. How is that for a wireless feature?

We all have a pineal gland although some of us don't know what the hell to do with it or how to use it. Someone must have figured out how to operate this hidden psychic ability feature because the world is now busting with those who choose to cross into the portals of the psychic realm. Obviously cliff notes on psychic abilities must be making the rounds within the Internet psychic circle because upon doing a search for psychics I found that I would have to dedicate at least a week (without sleep) just to read all of the blogs and advertisements for this not so new New Age profession.

In my book, The Street Smart Psychic's Guide to Getting a Good Reading ( nice plug) I get into how you can spot the real psychics from the charlatans. Who has the bigger, better developed pineal gland is a matter of trail and error. You have to be willing to energetically connect into your psychic reader of choice to see if you strike up a psychic rhythm, feel satisfied and have things come about.

The climate for being a psychic, intuitive, empath or metaphysician is currently ripe and it is now in vogue to be aware of your sixth sense. Psychic readers, mediums, ghost stalkers and such are the "new rock star." Competitiveness among psychics trying to get their messages out is like being part of the World Cup Psychic Match. The person, group or whoever sporting the best pineal skills is sure to be sought after by everyone who desires to look into tomorrow.

I truly believe that as we all become more enlightened and move into a higher frequency more conducive for psychic waves the pineal gland will get the recognition that it deserves as being our built in psychic hard drive.

Makes me wonder if the new insecurity might very well be pineal envy with everyone competing for super psychic status. What do ya think?

Namaste'

Grounding Out Emotional Napalm Moments

You're upset about something so what do you do? Do you freak out? Panic? Try to blame someone else for your problem or get drunk and high. Actually if you live in Philly, PA you can get drunk, high and tasered if you choose to drown your sorrows at a local sporting event. I'm referring to what happened to an excited kid who ran onto the ball field at a Phillies Baseball Game (See link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjt2BqamUFI) Everyone gets a little excited, upset or crazy now and then but you have to know how to control theses energy rushes so they don't control you. What you really need to do to thwart off aggravation and the bevy of emotions that go along with it is ground out. We are all basically electrical, spiritual beings and when we short out everyone and everything else around us is also affected.

The first sign that you are on the fritz is the usual emotional trigger expressed through feelings that are often times either vocalized with words or poured out with tears. When we allow ourselves to feel pressure from an unfortunate situation the spiritual part of our being takes the first hit. This hit registers in one of our Chakras or energy zones and the corresponding emotion signals our physical body that fear and uncertainty are approaching like scud missiles headed for their target. If we don't heed the warning system built into our Chakra system then look out-next the physical body will illustrate the emotional upheaval by outwardly manifesting the emotional upset into a physical problem. For instance, our blood pressure usually goes up when we are under emotional pressure. The creepy feelings we get when something is wrong that urges us to abort mission and reset our emotional gages are not to be ignore.

So how does one ground out? You immediately drop an imaginary grounding cord deep down into the ground and feel your wild, unconfined emotional energy begin to funnel down the cord until it reaches Mother Earth. Next you breathe deeply until you begin to have a sense of calm come over you. If you begin to well up with emotion you just have to continue breathing. Your breath carries Prana or life force energy into every cell of your body allowing for the body to remain resilient until the emotional glitch is fixed. Kind of like jump starting your car until you get to a service station to buy a new battery. Now the difficult part. You have to identify which Chakra center was tripped by your tipping point news. It is all about feeling. Did your gut Chakra go off signaling low self esteem because your boss just reamed you a new asshole? You can tell when that warning alarm is buzzing because emotional insecurity sets it off and physically it turns into digestive upsets. How many of us wanted to toss our cookies because some power hungry, authority figure just came down on us.

Below are some of the warning signals associated with our Chakra system showing the emotional short circuit and physical translation of the uncorrected or ungrounded emotion signifying an urgent need for grounding.

Root Chakra-Emotion: Feeling vulnerable;unsafe Physical Symptoms: Fatigue, disagreements with family members, disorientation due to lack of grounding.

Sacral Chakra-Emotion: Feeling dissatisfied;competitiveness Physical Symptoms: Sexual dysfunction, hormonal imbalance, lack of creativity.

Solar Plexus Chakra- Emotion: Shame Physical Symptoms: Digestive system upset, weakness in “core” muscles, low immunity.

Heart Chakra-Emotion: Sorrow;hurt Physical Symptoms: High or low blood pressure, cardiac symptoms, anger, numbness, fear of love.

Throat Chakra-Emotion: Trust issues,fear of lies Physical Symptom: Hyper- or hypothyroid (over- or under-active thyroid gland), frustration, fear or inability to express oneself.

Brow Chakra-Emotion: Psychic impressions,intuition Physical Symptoms: Headaches, lack of insight, feeling lost.

Crown Chakra- Emotion: Attachment Physical Symptoms: Headaches, spaciness/brain fog, fear, disconnection, lack of trust/hope/faith.

When you recognize any of the above abbreviated list of emotional melt downs and also begin to experience the physical discomfort associated with the energy crash, you have to immediately ground out your energy and take control of your energetic system before it goes nuclear meltdown on you. Don't focus on your problem but rather look into a solution. See things as being resolved and don't focus on only negative outcomes. Anticipate that what is for your highest good will come about and always look for the underlying lesson in any given situation so old patterns aren't repeated causing a history of "shitty events" for you.

So the next time you have a napalm bomb emotional episode don't give into the destruction but rather ground out, chill and know that your energy is contagious. If you want to keep things "fixable" then don't make matters worse by falling apart and contaminating your surrounding environment. Just ground out and if that doesn't work then you can drink a half dozen dirty martines, run out onto a major league ball field and get tasered. That should reset your energy!

Namaste'