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Thursday, June 23, 2011

What's With The Buddha Belly?

Jeez! Is it just me or have you also noticed the epidemic of "Buddha Belly" going on?

Everywhere I go I see a lot of people who for the most part appear thin except for a very noticeable Buddha Belly.  A Buddha Belly is just what the name implies-a rather round and protruding belly.

Now this blog by no means is meant to offend anyone out there who has a few extra pounds, especially around the middle but it is rather to serve as an inspiration to clue you in on your ascension into a lighter being.   Yeah-I did say lighter even considering the Buddha Belly.

Aside from the obvious you may be wondering, what the hell is a Buddha Belly?  Should you just ditch the abs workout and skip your next yoga class since Buddha Belly syndrome may befall you no matter how hard you work out? Relax. This is just a temporary condition as your body reconfigures itself to accommodate the new higher frequency coming in for our ascension into more awakened, extrasensory beings.

The following information is to help put your mind at ease so the next time you try to get in to your skinny jeans you don’t freak out if they are tight around the middle even if you have been living on salads and yogurt for the past month.  The Buddha Belly is different than a beer belly or the puffy middle caused by eating too many salty tortilla chips with salsa on the side.

I don't want to scare the shit out of you but, both the lungs and diaphragm  are gonna grow so we can experience conscious breath, which is the ability to breathe deeply and with purpose so that the  oxygen we breathe in can be converted  into eight types of blood sugar.  Wow! All along I thought a pack of Twinkies and a frozen Margareta could put my blood sugar through the roof but looks like purposeful breathing can do the same thing without all the calories. Who knew?

The amped up blood sugar feeds our new crystalline cellular structure that is part of the ascension package and this structure has a much higher metabolic rate, so much higher in fact that you could not eat enough shit to sustain the crystalline form.  So, in order to collect oxygen for the new cell structure, the diaphragm has to extend over the ribs, creating more room for the oxygen to be collected as it passes from the lungs to the circulatory system. This new diaphragm will cause the entire ribcage to shift and grow with the organ itself protruding through the ribcage itself.  Lovely!

They say as Buddha got closer to ascending his belly got huge due to his diaphragm enlarging to accommodate the whole ascension process.  This puts to rest the rumors that Buddha was eating too much sodium laced General Tso's chicken.

In addition to the diaphragm, the deluxe ascension package also comes with four new organs that are about to make their debut the further you ascend. This should really shake up the traditional medical profession who hates all of this "ascension, energy medicine, new paradigm" talk anyway. Two of these organs are for getting any decay out of your system. They act as filters for the body's new crystalline structure. The new crystalline cellular structures are more durable and don't die off every seven years the way that your old system renewed itself.  You get eternal mileage out of the new ascended structure. Old cells that die during the ascension process into the crystalline form are filtered out by two of the four new organs.  The new organs will reside slightly above the hipbone, expanding the size of the lower belly.  Can we use this as an excuse for looking puffy as opposed to the usual "it must be water weight?"

The other two new organs that will be under the ribcage just above the kidneys will produce a new kind of cell that holds photon energy. Starting to sound like a Superman Buddha Comic book yet?  During ascension, photon energy is collected and distributed to every cell allowing for the infusion of light into the form. This occurs a little at a time and begins to make our form less dense. These glands that collect the photon energy and distribute it throughout the body also increase the size of the mid-drift and waistline in ascension. I think that I'm gonna throw up.

Now chill out.  Your ascension into the next phase of man will not render you looking like a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon or nine months pregnant permanently.  The physical body has to synch up with the frequency of the up-graded subtle body and morph into one streamlined, less dense body.  In all honesty, the concept models always look a little weird at first until we shift into a more progressive way of looking at things.

Don't panic if you don't have a Buddha Belly.  It doesn't mean that you will be one of the left behind as everyone else ascends into a higher more extrasensory being.  You may be one of the lucky ones who have cleared out a lot of karma and because of your openness to higher frequency your transformation may not be as openly obvious to everyone.  You got it (the awakening code) so you don't get it (the Buddha Belly)

The big question is how do you tell a Buddha Belly from a Budweiser belly?  People who are in the process of changing frequency will exhibit other symptoms during the transition stage and some of these strange aches, pains and re-distributing of weight will most likely mimic menopause symptoms, even for the men too. Great just what the world needs, men with hot flashes, foggy memories and unexplained crying jags.  Big middles as a result of over eating won't go away upon ascension like the Buddha Belly will so don't even go there and try to use the excuse that you are in the process of spiritual awakening when you know all along that you are a midnight eater.  If you are naturally a little on the round side then look for other signs of ascension going on with your body for example, unexplained pains in your feet not caused by Christian Louboutin shoes that are too tight or foggy hearing as you begin to tune in the satellite stations of the spirit world on the other side of the veil.

I plan on blogging about the things you will encounter on a physical, spiritual and psychic-logical level as you transition and ascend into an awakened, fully activated less dense human. So stay tuned for my next blog-What the hell is with my head?  I look like a cone dome.


 Namaste'

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Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.~BUDDHA












4 comments:

  1. Not sure if my buddha"ish" belly is from the sodium laden Sun Chips which I recently discovered or the ascension. Maybe a little of both. Fascinating article, Lisa. Thank You.

    Until the cone dome info....

    Namaste

    Gail

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  2. So glad to finally find out why the belly has to get so huge. I have known for some time that it was an Ascension symptom, but didn't know why exactly. Also I was quite happy and a small bit smug that it wasn't happening to me, I experienced most of all the other symptoms, which is full on stuff. I am small petite and size 8,I usually wear kids clothes. That is till about two months ago, gradually belly increasing like I swallowed a puffer fish that is still puffing. Can't do a thing about it, I still fast regularly but got so big in the last two weeks that the lady who gives me acupuncture has been so concerned and sticking more and more needles in my belly to get rid of the Gas, very funny because she expecting big gas to come out. Also Its weird because I cant feel a thing not a twinge from the crazy needles grouped up all over my belly. Anyway Big Thanks for explaining the reasons.

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  3. What a great article. I have had one for about a couple years or so and I'm getting really tired of it...no matter what I eat or how hard I work out, there are so many cute dresses I feel self conscious wearing. Would it be a bad idea to wear a waist trainer to slim down my buddha belly?

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  4. Wow, thanks. I've been an active practicing Hare Krishna for over 30 years and have a huge Buddha belly.

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